More Perry

Speaking of Perry, courtesy of the Atlantic’s Conor Friedersdorf, look out for more of this gushing manliness nonsense from our media:

“Perry, a former Air Force pilot with the rugged veneer of a ‘Bonanza’ cast member, sat unperturbed with a plastic bag full of popcorn in his lap and rhapsodized… today, in his ostrich-skin cowboy boots with popcorn tumbling down his shirt while talking up Sam Houston and Christianity and oozing sufficient levels of testosterone to detonate a Geiger counter…”

Yeah, well, somehow, it just doesn’t write as well when you say “Perry, a former Air Force pilot and Texas A&M yell-boy with the rugged veneer of a ‘Bonanza’ cast member…” Please. Just stop.